Angry Barf and Beer Review Quotes

"I wish a brown paper bag did come with this game so that I could put it over my
 head while I played"

Barf and Beer’s offensiveness is old news, but I figured it would be fun to kick this blog off on a lighthearted note, with the definitive list of angry/indignant review quotes from reviewers who don’t get the joke (and a couple who do).  Respective articles are linked.

“if you like hearing the term “weak sauce” over and over you might consider this the next Ocarina of Time”
-OMGJeremy (sadly they removed the review!)

“I just cannot picture myself, or anyone of sane mind, purchas[ing] this game”
411Mania

“There’s an awesome new game out there for the Xbox that really captures the
essence of weekend well spent”
Wes Styles

“After this, Xbox might rethink the whole Xbox Live Community Games program”
San Francisco Examiner

“Barf and Beer is garbage – horrible game!”
-SarcasticGamer (sorry, the link disappeared!)

“I wish a brown paper bag did come with this game so that I could put it over my
head while I played”
1UP

“if you punched me in the gut and made me waste my holy beer I would kill you.”
LazyGamer

“The game has a warning! It says weak sauce! Awesome!”
GamesCrap

 

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